December 2009
lawl @ example
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
In 2009 i have...
( ) stayed single for the whole year () made out in/on a car () kissed in the snow (x) celebrated Halloween (x) kissed in the rain () had your heart broken () broke someone else’s heart () had a stalker () went over the minutes on your cell phone (x) had a good relationship with someone (x) someone questioned your sexual orientation () gotten pregnant () had an abortion (x) have a relationship...
The Go-Gos
refuse to leave my mind
Kirk: If you’ll just follow me, I would like to present you with my new line of one-of-a-kind mailboxes. Lorelai: Wow. They look very nice, Kirk. Kirk: And whimsical. They say to the world, “I’ll take my mail with a smile.” Lorelai: Yes, they do say that. Kirk: And since you are one of our preferred customers, with the purchase of one of our mailboxes, I’ll throw in a...
Emily: What is that? Lorelai: It’s a paper clip. Emily: And what do you intend to do with that paper clip? Lorelai: I intend to carve something really dirty into the bathroom door. Emily: Lorelai. Lorelai: What rhymes with Nantucket?
Sweetie’s father was a very poor man - so poor that Sweetie and her four siblings all had to sleep in a hollowed-out tree trunk because the house was only big enough for their parents. One winter, there was no food, so Sweetie crawled out of her trunk, wrapped her feet in newspaper, and walked forty miles in the snow to the nearest town, where she stumbled into a candy store. The owner took...
Ally,
withasideof:
jesday:
get off tumblr….
NO U D:<
NO! im not on nearly as much as you are!!! >:O
Ally,
get off tumblr….
why?
is my tumbilarty 0?
is it because i never post anything? lol