Good Morning John, and all of the rest of you
I come to you now from this familiar vestibule
with advice for the graduates of college and high school
A familiar format, the well meaning nice tool
who’ll grant you this, a afternoon’s savor
for cash or a favor, food with no flavor
inspring advice for the next few days
You’ll do well, have some of this koolaid.
It’s time, you must bite of the cherry of life
It’ll taste like fear and hope and diet coke and rainbows
But don’t be surprised when the pain grows
this is kinda gonna suck, you can’t abstain though
There is no “do not”
There’s no effin try
There’s no “I don’t wanna”
It’s life…If you don’t like it then die
Wait no, I’m not condoning suicide
Just trying to be motivational
overly sensational
You get it, I’m sure
So I abjure
Oh, you don’t know what Abjure means?
Ehhhh..maybe you’re not as prepared as you seem
It’s like rejecting an error but with a bit extra care
I’m pretty sure they should have taught you that
I’m making a point, you don’t know jack
The best of you can hope to have been taught to learn
To yearn for more that you’ll still have to earn
You’re not ending learning, you’re ending this one structure
And OK, I’m starting to sound like a schmuck, sure
But you’re gonna keep learning, one way or the other
Whether it’s how to make change or be someone’s mother
Or make music or toffee or coffee or spread sheets
Or hotels or laws or web sites or bed sheets.
And don’t think “but I majored in lit I won’t do that $#*%”
I majored in chemistry, what did I do with it?
I make videos for nerds, an entrepreneur
I taught myself 90% of what I’ve learned
And that’s normal, average, boring, but true
And for most hearing this it’s be true of you too
It should be, if it’s not, that life’s hardly real
And that’s scary, sure, be wary but deal
Insecurity is something you will always feel
The deep dark yawning pit of the next step of your life
Might look like a fall but it could be a flight
And who knows, that pit might be filled with ice cream
maybe you’re lactose intollerant, but you get what I mean
Or maybe pain and failure is all that’s awaiting you
I’m just baiting you.
Whether your facing hell or a festival
My point here, right now, is grab it by the testicle.
Make it your bitch! This is all you’ve got!
Your one shot, it’s short, it’s actually probably not
But while you grab life by the balls be careful with people
Don’t be a creep or you might find a deep hole
Success might be however you define it
But if you define it wrong, you’re never gonna find it.
Or even if you do, it’ll suck to know
that you got there at the expense of those
who you love, or would have, if you’d ever even tried
Because it’s not he-who-has-the most toys when he died
It’s just life, and if you’re not at least trying to be happy then why?
So ONE you don’t know jack, TWO be nice to others.
Whether you become executives, or barristas or stay-at-home mothers
And lastly, have fun, OK that’s all, I think I’m done
espeneon asked: :] I went through your Tumblr and there was some stuff I never knew you posted. <3 They made me really happy.
aww really? like what bby? lol <3
Played draw my thing, it told me to spell corn dog, Hank would’ve guessed it in 5 seconds.
Anonymous asked: I heard you were going to commerce. What happened to that?
I changed my mind, It seemed good at the time, but the idea of a big university scares me and I wanna stay home a little longer. Im going to just get my basics done here at the community college and then find a school that specializes in broadcasting.
Anonymous asked: Are you and Gabriel still together? :)
HELL NO!
Anonymous asked: Where are you planning to go to college?
A quaint little community college called North Lake.
I feel older already….
Anonymous asked: What is with people bullying you?! If I think that someone's a "selfish, inconsiderate bitch" I try to stay away from them because, well, they're selfish and inconsiderate bitches. Jeez. If I hate someone, the last thing I'm gonna do is go stalking their tumblrs and posting anonymous hate. I'm glad you don't let it bother you. At least, it seems like you're better than to sit around moping because of those idiots. (:
Seriously! I dont give a fuck about the people who say mean things to me on here, if I did I would’ve taken off anon messages a long ass time ago.
Anonymous asked: LOL @ "com back to tumblr one time just to see whats up after not being on in months". IN MONTHS. Lmao girl you know you've gotten on tumblr as often as ever. Not even that, your posts are 1 week ago, 2 weeks ago, 4 weeks ago. so dumb.
ok, so maybe I exaggerated on that, but it feels like months because I havnt checked posts in months. I have posted things here and there that I wanted to share, such as my music video recently, though.
Anonymous asked: you really are a selfish and inconsiderate bitch
lol, wow, sure i am?
ya com back to tumblr one time just to see whats up after not being on in months, and this is what I find?
Anonymous asked: what is your sexual orientation ?
Im straight.
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Anonymous asked: Sooo I used to use Tumblr a long time ago, I remember one post you said you would like to give sex advice to people, at the time I didn't really pay much attention, thought it was kind of cool to ask someone who would know things since I wouldn't go to my parents ever. I was wondering, do you use any birth control and if you do how did you know which one was right for you?
I used to take a pill everyday for about a year, called levora. It worked really well. But, after awhile i was like forget this, and I was on the nuva ring for a few months. It was really gross, so I went to the doctor and got an IUD in and its really awesome. It hurt, but its nothing compared to getting cramps every month.
Someones going to log onto this computer tomorrow at school and just not know what to do.